(Source: unicorn-ghost)

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catie-does-things:

gallifrey-feels:

morgrana:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”

you just broke your own fourth wall

one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: flip5600)

(Source: 555332)

kingrances:

Zach: I don’t think I should do the thing

Frankie/Derrick/Cody: No, it’s fine, do the thing!!!!!!!!!

Zach: *does the thing*

Frankie/Derrick/Cody: *bitches about Zach doing the thing*

thirstiest:

no i can’t post that right now i already said goodnight

(Source: thirstiest)

farahjasmin:

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

(Source: femburton)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)