I signed a year-long lease )8
I signed a year-long lease )8
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
wedding anniversaries.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

f*ck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
*physically hides from responsibilities*
my life all wrapped up into one photo
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
My cat REALLY loves paper towels
I love this
did they have two genitalia i don’t get it.