I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”
you just broke your own fourth wall
one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
whoop there it is
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
Zach: I don’t think I should do the thing
Frankie/Derrick/Cody: No, it’s fine, do the thing!!!!!!!!!
Zach: *does the thing*
Frankie/Derrick/Cody: *bitches about Zach doing the thing*
Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…
there are no in betweens
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
my #1 turn on is fast downloading